andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via funny-text-posts)

rebeledidiot:

•A L T E R N A T I V E•

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via cumfort)

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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(via snapeisnotdead)